Things He Never Said (Neinsteins)

There are a thousand (or more) great sayings attributed to people you never said them to. The maxims are probably attributed to famous people to give them more substance, as if the value were not in the words themselves but rather the words have value because of their author. Following is a collection of Neinsteins (quotes falsely attributed to Einstein).

“Not everything that counts can be counted.”

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

“Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.”

“Two things inspire me to awe–the starry heavens above and the moral universe within.”

“Education is that which remains if one has forgotten everything he learned in school.”

“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it’s only a minute, but when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity.”

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